The Grossest 90s Toys Your Parents Wanted to Throw Away
Somebody in a meeting said kids want toys that look like bin juice, and they were right. Toxic Crusaders mopped up toxic waste, Mini Boglins pulled faces from your pocket, and the rest made your mum check the receipt. We picked 25. Did you have them?
The 25 Grossest 90s Toys
Wash your hands afterwards. Go through them one at a time and see how many you owned.
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Hungry Hog
Supreme Martian Ambassador
Bjorn the Brute
Swamp Monster
Zink the Horrible Hatchetman
Psy-Crow & Major Mucus
Captain Pollution
Captain Planet's polluting double, made from Dr. Blight's copied rings, and the most prized figure in the line.
Ectoplasmic Phantom #61
Ectoplasm is the gooey stuff seance mediums claimed spirits were made of, and this ghost is full of it.
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Psycho
Psycho, Killemoff's blobby bio-mechanical sidekick, foresees exactly how each plan will fail, and came with a chainsaw, a pistol and a hose-covered mask.
Spew
Named after being sick, as you'd expect from a tribe called the Rude Dudes.
Mighty Max Out-Freaks Freako
A grinning green clown face opens onto Freako's circus, with Boris the two-headed giant and Grovel the mutant wolf.
Mighty Max Hammers Ax Man
Called Hammers Spike in the UK, the chainsaw-swinging Ax Man guards a crypt fitted out with a torture trap.
The Mutant Raphael
Raph takes on the Mutant from Universal's This Island Earth, a crusty atomic sea monster swinging a crab claw club.
Wyrm
Once a binman, he fell into Shredder's rubbish and came out a mutant worm who snacks on wriggling worms.
Mutagen Man
Kept alive by a life-support system and a steady supply of Ooze, Mutagen Man does Shredder's dirty work to get it.
Muckman & Joe Eyeball
A garbage-gathering sewer ghoul who's neither friend nor foe, with Joe Eyeball as his parasite pal.
Krumm
Krumm carries his eyeballs around in his hands, and his scariest weapon is the stink from his hairy armpits.
Nozone
No-Zone, the pilot who crashed into a silo of radioactive pepper, fights with mighty sneezes, and his figure came with nose-themed gear.
Toxie
Ex-janitor Toxie fights grime with his mop, backed up by a shield, grenades and Blobbie, a little glow-in-the-dark buddy.
Slobber
A gangly green monster with a giant toothy grin and orange spines, crouched low for the Trashors.
Boik
Like a hiccup gone wrong, and made in eleven colours including one bright neon orange.
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Gross 90s Toys FAQs
- What were the grossest toys of the 90s?
- Our 25 picks run from Mini Boglins and Blurp Balls to Toxic Crusaders, Savage Mondo Blitzers and the Trash Bag Bunch. Snot, slime, bin juice and plenty of eyeballs.
- Why were 90s toys so gross?
- Gross sold. After Garbage Pail Kids and Madballs in the 80s, toy makers found that kids loved anything that made adults pull a face, so the 90s filled the shelves with slime, mutants and monsters.
- How do the stickers work?
- Go through the list and say which toys you had. 3 earns Bronze, 7 earns Silver, 13 earns Gold, 20 earns Platinum.
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